what is up my fellow kids

shwagerr: petting a dog and it goes to someone else

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:23 -0400

petting a dog and it goes to someone else

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years,...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:18 -0400

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today

all-that-slithers:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:35:05 -0400

all-that-slithers:

jodiefoster: me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:32:34 -0400

jodiefoster:

me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

thebootydiaries:Intro: yo dis my paperBody Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:31:49 -0400

thebootydiaries:

Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye

meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:29:08 -0400

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

daftqunk: jiveturkeyjerky: I love the guy who’s clearly a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:28:17 -0400

daftqunk:

jiveturkeyjerky:

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

seth everman going WILD in the background

fuckinnear:we need conversion therapy to be illegal. we need parents to go to jail for doing this to...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:27:28 -0400

fuckinnear:

we need conversion therapy to be illegal. we need parents to go to jail for doing this to their children. we need providers of conversion therapy to go to jail for offering a service that abuses and kills lgbt people. conversion therapy is a hate crime.

its-mustard-gucci:Regret

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:25:18 -0400

its-mustard-gucci:

Regret

bandlogo: no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:21:48 -0400

bandlogo:

no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:55:47 -0400

janemba: Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:55:23 -0400

janemba:

Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

thebootydiaries:it starts rainingme: yeslighting appearsme: yESthunders explodeme: YES*raining...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:54:11 -0400

thebootydiaries:

*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

fuglyselfie: “how would your friends describe you?”

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:54:07 -0400

fuglyselfie:

“how would your friends describe you?”

theprogramisupgraded:dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:53:38 -0400

theprogramisupgraded:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

beyoncescock:this

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:52:36 -0400

beyoncescock:

this

astrognossienne: those who have their birthday on: 1, 10, 19, 28: the sweetest people, the public...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:52:04 -0400

astrognossienne:

those who have their birthday on:

1, 10, 19, 28: the sweetest people, the public adores them and it’s easy to see why, very happy and light, the most magnetic, gentle, easy to get along with, has a singular purpose, effortless, has a fresh kind of innocence, authentic, engaging, desires to learn more about the world, naturally shines brightly, slightly quirky, very popular, may seem simplistic but in actuality are quite complex, their brand of sensitivity is lovely, seductive, relatable, likeable, genuine, their charm and aura is like an electric light, very caring, very considerate, also stubborn and childish/childlike, quite fragile, needy and insecure, pioneers, beautiful souls, often iconic and legendary

2, 11, 20, 29: very sexy, tends to stand out, as calm and modest as they are fiery and intense, quietly powerful and influential, were more than likely bullied as kids, have anger issues, seems boring and are easily dismissed yet are the very ones you don’t want to sleep on, regal, machiavellian, standoffish, enigmatic, reclusive, inscrutable, hard to get to know completely, not easily understood, intellectuals, keeps to themselves, snobby, can be a bit sensitive, deep, introspective, often taken for granted, commands respect, can be totally heartless, sincere, mature and dignified, the most lovable, spontaneous, idiosyncratic, very individualistic, loyal, can be caring, doesn’t take shit from anyone, very charismatic and magnetic, can be very sweet, can be completely detached, cold, wicked, cruel, distant and aloof, very mean-spirited mainly just because they can be, funny, very mysterious and private, complex, turns their pain into something amazing, the toughest of them all

3, 12, 21, 30: very very creative, irreverent, nervous, edgy, can be quite bossy, great communicators, an original voice, exacting, their voice is often their instrument, can be loudmouths, can be a bit crazy, can come off a bit spoiled, also can be disrespectful, very deft with their words, often quite funny, demanding, distant, can get aggressive, irreverent, aggressive, controversial, super defensive, very rash and impulsive, very intelligent, private, idiosyncratic, often operates on the fringes of society, they make the shittiest bosses, always something up their sleeve, strong-willed, likes a challenge, combative, expressive, completely unsentimental, values freedom above all, imaginative, shrewd, cautious

4, 13, 22, 31: humanitarians, romantic, faithful, pragmatic, reserved, controversy always seems to surround them, critical, anxious, smart-mouthed yet very sensitive, proud, tries hard to be individualistic but in reality is just like everyone else, very shady, can be and is often very disrespectful, patronizing and egotistical, can be quite judgmental, always working, likes to one-up people, needs control and is often very self-controlled, often fake, passive-aggressive, very opportunistic and savvy, great at making friends, very contradictory and hypocritical, often very talented and hardworking, competitive, inspires others, wants to be known as kind and great in everyone’s eyes, often has hidden motives

5, 14, 23: creative, sociable, dramatic, comes off very confident and cocksure, exciting, tend to be misunderstood a lot, spoiled brats, lively, strong-willed, calculating, in your face, shady, childish, unfriendly, con artists, pretentious, likes to seem omnipotent, petty, deeply insecure, delusions of grandeur, perceptive, arrogant, touchy, a bit obnoxious, capricious, volatile, unstable, uninhibited; insincere, condescending, blunt, sharp tongued and are more often than not the biggest assholes yet funnily enough are quite sensitive (almost hypersensitive), are usually mean because they’ve been hurt, defensive, intense, very reactionary, go-getters, often very popular for whatever reason, can be sexy, tightly wound yet carefree, hypocritical, doesn’t know the meaning of boundaries, crazy, very high maintenance, lucky in life but unlucky in love

6, 15, 24: the nicest and most relatable and likeable people, fascinating, can be a bit insecure, knows how to live life well, passionate, admirable, generous, driven, not concerned with conventions, can be offensive, as laid-back as they are motivated, can be mean, things just seem to fall in place for these people, has their fingers in every pot, open- minded, great to be friends with, nothing slows them down, loves a good time, lives life to the fullest, blunt and authentic, non-judgmental, might not be the luckiest when it comes to love but hands down the absolute luckiest when it comes to life

7, 16, 25: strong, spiky, has been through a lot, hard-edged yet secretly has a heart of gold, often geniuses, talented, keeps their cool, as immature as they are mature, rebellious, fighters, not concerned with the opinion of others, marches to the best of their own drummer, also judgmental, curious, overlooked often, individualistic, adventurous, opinionated, quite realistic, has strong self-respect, poetic, likes to push people’s buttons, tough to pin down, moody, very knowing, always keeps others on their toes, no-nonsense, distrustful of others, says they don’t like drama but secretly live for it, totally respected, they ooze sex, what you see isn’t necessarily what you get

8, 17, 26: bosses, commanding, assertive, grandiose, has a very wide reach, imaginative, never boring, vain, self-confident, very very popular and well-liked and it’s easy to see why; very influential, creative, visionaries, future-minded, doesn’t have to try too hard, talented, tends to exaggerate a lot, tells great stories, selfish, excellent at their craft, widely respected, unique, brave, also very dramatic and intense but nobly so, specializes in living in a fantasy world, creates controversy, dynamic, also very iconic and legendary

9, 18, 27: very original, big humanitarians, innovative, imaginative, takes a lot of shit but is strong enough to handle it, pioneers, idealistic, soft and sensitive, often can’t control themselves, believes in love almost to the detriment of logic, moves on well, generous, can be irritating, protective, easily hurt, likes to be in everyone’s business, also very sharp-tongued, can be more than a bit corny but usually means well, complicated yet straightforward, surprisingly self-aware, entertaining, tries to do the right thing, often comes off as a martyr, very spiritual/religious, believes in things like fate and soulmates, believes that tomorrow is another day

theashleyclements: mojoflower: I am enchanted. This is it....

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:51:01 -0400

theashleyclements:

mojoflower:

I am enchanted.

This is it. This is the best cat video of them all.

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:50:46 -0400

witheringghost: do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is?...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:48:46 -0400

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human

what is up my fellow kids

shwagerr: petting a dog and it goes to someone else

jodiefoster: me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright also me: can hold grudges for years,...

all-that-slithers:

jodiefoster: me @ me 24/7: are we really doing this rn

thebootydiaries:Intro: yo dis my paperBody Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct...

meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape...

daftqunk: jiveturkeyjerky: I love the guy who’s clearly a...

fuckinnear:we need conversion therapy to be illegal. we need parents to go to jail for doing this to...

its-mustard-gucci:Regret

bandlogo: no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot

Photo

janemba: Every time I reblog a cool pic I’m like … What the point. But I still continue

thebootydiaries:*it starts raining*me: yes*lighting appears*me: yES*thunders explode*me: YES*raining...

fuglyselfie: “how would your friends describe you?”

theprogramisupgraded:dennys: sprawlerr: why does dennys have a tumblr why do you

beyoncescock:this

astrognossienne: those who have their birthday on: 1, 10, 19, 28: the sweetest people, the public...

those who have their birthday on:

theashleyclements: mojoflower: I am enchanted. This is it....

Photo

witheringghost: do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is?...

thebootydiaries:it starts rainingme: yeslighting appearsme: yESthunders explodeme: YES*raining...